View Full Version : Why Schumi will eventually stop
sameerrao
09-23-2004, 12:13 AM
The reason...
a) He is not fast enough anymore
b) Ferrari refuse to install a remote control in his car to watch in-car TV from Lap 30 onwards when he is the cruise to victory mode
c) He has spent a whole winter wolfing down several frankfurters and discovers he can no longer fit into his overalls...
Naaaaaaaah!
The real reason .... he cant fit any more stripes and stars in his cap ... as it is ... it looks like a bar code to me :P
http://photos.racing-bag.com/photos/msf004_cap.jpg
chipanggo
09-23-2004, 01:08 AM
so does this mean schumi still got 2 years to go? by the looks of that cap, he's got space for 2 more stripes.
astonmartinandy
09-23-2004, 04:35 AM
Of course! How could we have missed the most obvious reason for his retirement!
ferrari550
09-23-2004, 11:34 AM
I think he will just make the stripes smaller so he can fit more, lol. :D
possessed_beaver
09-23-2004, 11:36 AM
lol man!
Ian_yamaue
09-23-2004, 11:52 AM
:lol: That was funny.
ZfrkS62
09-23-2004, 12:17 PM
:lol: if he doesn't stop, they'll have to give a sherlock holmes type hat so he can fint more stripes on the back :lol:
5vz-fe
09-23-2004, 02:19 PM
That's hilarious sameerrao............u should send Schumi an email, maybe he might just consider this on the next press conference. That "when will you retire" question pops up so often for Schumi these days
Ford Capri 2.8i
09-23-2004, 02:38 PM
A very good joke samerrao......lol
nthfinity
09-24-2004, 10:26 PM
lol..... i would be satisfied with 9 stripes on his hat (my hat... i started being a shumy fan @5) 10 stripes would be to much... not evenly distrabuted to a center stripe ;)
szumszer
09-26-2004, 10:08 AM
tis official: stripes will stay the same size, but you will get a second hat free with a sewing kit to add more yourself
SPEEDCORE
09-29-2004, 08:30 AM
Why do they need to be stripes after 9?? Im sure they can think of something to fill it with 10 or 11 :lol: Maybe have candles around a cake haha :mrgreen:
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