GT-R_R34
08-12-2004, 11:17 AM
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the
tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonnald's for making
them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonnald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says,
"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonnald's for making
them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonnald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says,
"Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."