learn car sales person's secret

[twboy1999]

http://netscape.edmunds.com/advice/buying/articles/42962/article.html

GO READ ITT

is long but very intersting, hope u all will enjoy this article

[rp]

Doesn't exactly fuel my confidence in car salesmen. Good read

[draak666]

Interesting article. It's like 'Wrong car, right car', but from the salesman's point of view. I've learned that most of these people are only doing what they're told to do by their bosses. Nevertheless, I keep hating salesmen. So smooth, I'd kick their ass. :x

[AlienDB7]

Very interesting article... but I still don't like car sales people. Can't really trust them, their friendliness as real as the woodtrim in a hyundai.

[twboy1999]

HYAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA,, Alien i love ur comparion with teh woodtrim

[novass]

very entertaining, diff parts were funny.

"I want to make a lot of money," I said.

The effect on Dave was amazing. He smiled and relaxed, as if I had said the password to enter an exclusive club. If this had been a cartoon, dollar signs would have appeared in his eyes accompanied by a loud "Cha-ching!"

BUT still hate car salesman and they are still sleazy slim balls. nuff said.

[possessed_beaver]

uhhhh.. intresting, very long and pussy footed around diden't get to the point..
so i diden't read the whole thing!
hahaha

[heath]

hahahah took me a while to read the thing...

2 days....

ok I read upto part 6 last night then I went out...so I read 7 and 8 tonight...but I've gotta say, that is both the most shocking and funny thing I've ever read!

This passage made me laugh so loud for ages!

Allie told us how she had helped a friend named Mark get a job as a salesman there because, "He was an even bigger klutz than me." One day he took a customer's driver's license into the showroom to photocopy before going on a test drive. Turning back to the customer, he walked right through a plate glass door, saying, "Here you go," and handing back the license as if nothing had happened. As he turned away, Allie saw blood spurting from his knee where an artery had been severed. They wrestled him into the break room and a mechanic in the service bay, who had been a medic in Vietnam, staunched the bleeding. They rushed back outside to tend to the customer and discovered he had a long shard of glass protruding from his foot.

Another time, Mark went outside to "lock and block" and never returned. Lock and block is a nightly ritual where the sales staff makes sure all the car doors are locked and the entrance is blocked by parked cars. In this case, the salesman had pulled on a chain link gate to see if it was locked but succeeded in pulling it down on top of himself, pinning him to the ground. When they lifted the gate off him, he had a waffle pattern on his face from the chain link fence.


hahahaha a waffle pattern!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[hemi_fan]

man, i wanted to become a car salesman too... how discouraging. lol

[Johns]

car salesman are the biggest rats :twisted: some of them are so fuckin stupid that if u ask a question about a future car(that u know is comin out) they say "no never heard of it, not comin out, rumor"

[GT-R_R34]

god damn i saw the first page and i gave up. i have to print to read the whole thing. just my two cent i think everyone knows that a carsalesman has always been a damn thief.