The Most Offensive World Records...

[he7lius]

THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS!!

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.


MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American
football into her vagina.

ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected >a detectable amount
of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by
Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very
recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains tomato
juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,
but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the
records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle
velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42
seconds.

[oscargarza88]

hmm...
i dont think ill belive some of those. like the football one, i mean com on its impossible

[T-Bird]

actuaaly some people can actually insert a foam football in their vagina don't know why they would even attempt it though.

[vexor]

Wow, that's ... disturbing. lol

[GT-R_R34]

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms in his state.

how can you measure this? have the guy walk while taking a shit lol.

[TT]

LOL I was eating while opening this topic :?

[dingo]

Yes I also think some of these are untrue, I mean like GT-R_R34 said how exactly do you measure things like this. What type of sick people would actually sit there and watch him do a shit and then run over when he finishes and measure the damn thing? :wink:
I also don't want to think about how the judging for the 'GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN' competition works, and how do they calculate the 'muzzle velocity'? :?:
Luckily unlike TT I wasn't eating when I read this.....lol.

[kaj4329]

well you forgot the worst one of all.. biggest terrorist act, but I'll just leave it at that... :fist: to the guinness book of records

[hirari]

LOL I was eating while opening this topic :?

Me too :D LOL

[he7lius]

Guys i'm sorry if you were eating while reading this but it does say "offensive" on the topic.

Anyway, i don't look for this stuff on the web, but as it probably happens to u, i have friends that send me weird stuff. I thought this one was funny.

About the longest turb, i was told the other day that theres a website where u find photos and where u can rate someone poo.
I only been there once and i promised myself i wouldn't go there again.
But your free: www.ratemypoo.com
And if i remember there were some pretty long ones.

[hirari]

Guys i'm sorry if you were eating while reading this but it does say "offensive" on the topic.

Anyway, i don't look for this stuff on the web, but as it probably happens to u, i have friends that send me weird stuff. I thought this one was funny.

Hey it's okay he7lius, don't worry about it. Sometimes I like to read something while eating. It's really interesting that people actually keeps a record for something like that.

[saadie]

damn ....... :shock: :shock: .......

"
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac. "

^^^^ thats absolutly wrong ...... donno about the others ...

[jorge]

hahaha i can´t believe someone had a 3-minute fart :lol:

[Ian_yamaue]

HAHAHAH... :lol: :lol:
Thanks for the post he7lius, I laugh hard on it.

[ARMAN]

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42
seconds.

I thought my friend is a fart champ :lol:

[possessed_beaver]

But your free: www.ratemypoo.com
And if i remember there were some pretty long ones.

dude.. 2 pics and i almost vomited...

(off topic my poo only got 4.7)

jokes, that site is wrong!

[SilviaEvo]

haha damn i was about to eat now im not hungry...
ratemypoo?!!? wtf? lol :lol:

[saadie]

ewwww grosss 0X

[dingo]

But your free: www.ratemypoo.com
And if i remember there were some pretty long ones.

dude.. 2 pics and i almost vomited...

(off topic my poo only got 4.7)

jokes, that site is wrong!

Cool....I was waiting for someone to check that site out so i could find out if it is suitable to look at......it seems it isn't, so thanks :D.

[aks]

hahahahahahahaha, may i ask how the hell you came across this? was it a genuine search on your part? :wink:

[saadie]

But your free: www.ratemypoo.com
And if i remember there were some pretty long ones.

dude.. 2 pics and i almost vomited...

(off topic my poo only got 4.7)

jokes, that site is wrong!

Cool....I was waiting for someone to check that site out so i could find out if it is suitable to look at......it seems it isn't, so thanks :D.

roflmao ... u biatch :P :P :wink:

[bmagni]

i dont think ill belive some of those


yeah a fart almost 3 mins long, my longest ones are like 2 secs max

[SPEED_DEMON82]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the
records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle
velocity, with 42.7mph.



lol.........i think his girlfriend must be staying away from him then ..... she could be get herself injured with that jet :lol: :lol: (muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.) Some ppl!!!

[lerex29]

jeesh, if u can fit a baby through there then you can definately fit a football! And khoona is like giving head to a bull! WTF?!?! :?