View Full Version : With how much disrespect should I treat the next Ricer?
In the spirit of the Anatomy of a Ricer post http://www.motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=14357
Here is a poll I posted on the Z06 website almost 2 years ago.. :)
With how much disrespect should I treat the next Ricer at the stoplight?
How would you like your fun? :lol: :D
A day does not go by when I do not get 'a live one' try take me on the freeway or line up next to me at the stop light with extreme prejudice...
Hence this tongue in cheek poll:
With how much disrespect should I treat the next Ricer at the stoplight?
None of the above.. the best weapon ever is to ignore him.. as if you didn't even notice.. basically crawl forward as slow as other traffic allows you... that's for sure the only way I see :D
fedezyl
07-25-2004, 02:36 PM
I guess you had a ricer try to race you today or something lol
I like the "were you born an idiot one" lol
None of the above.. the best weapon ever is to ignore him.. as if you didn't even notice.. basically crawl forward as slow as other traffic allows you... that's for sure the only way I see :D
TT - where's the fun in that? LOL ;)
The fun is in the fact you simply don't even consider him. While he just needed attention, and probably will feel cool or whatever even if blown away by you :D if you don't even turn your head in his direction he will hopefully understand how meaningless he is.
666fast
07-25-2004, 04:12 PM
Do what my friend does, it gets the funniest results.
rev the hell out of your engine, then when the light turns green, take off slowly.
The look on their faces after realizing you were fucking with them is awesome. Plus, a cop might be nearby and see him scream across the intersection while you've done nothing.
stradale
07-25-2004, 04:22 PM
I like both TT and 666's ideas, but a combination of 5 and 6 would do nicely as well. :D
What I usually do is either ignore them or shake my head in a disappointed manner. Like TT said, they want attention and live under the impression that everyone will look at their vehicle in awe and have great respect for them as the driver of the turd on wheels. Both suggestions leave them with the result they're not at all seeking for, which is all you're after. Whatever way you have dealing with the F&F morons, make the twats feel miserable! :twisted:
oscargarza88
07-25-2004, 06:03 PM
well its a pretty tough question, u could do lots of those..., u could just rev it just to show ho is boss, or u could just say he's an idiot, which i thin k is good but i also think what 666 wrote is cool too
jpatino03
07-25-2004, 06:05 PM
Find out where he lives and do a burnout on his lawn.
gigdy
07-25-2004, 06:42 PM
rev your engine slightly while making a face like your kissing and wink at them. that should confuse and scare them.
tigerx
07-25-2004, 06:51 PM
rev your engine slightly while making a face like your kissing and wink at them. that should confuse and scare them.
LMFAO lol i love to see someone videotape their face lol.
i would park my car near them and then do a HUGE burn out blowing smoke right in their faces and "cars" and then i'll get out of my car wit a baseball bat and you can probably guess where this is going. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: RICER DESERVE TO DIE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
SFDMALEX
07-25-2004, 06:51 PM
Do this.
The ricer pulls up to you. You glance at him once. Then glance again with a pathetic smile on your face and ask him "How many hampsters are under the hood of this one?"
Then slowly in low rider style pull away.
gigdy
07-25-2004, 08:55 PM
get out of your car and crap on the hood of the ricer.
get out of your car and crap on the hood of the ricer.
Not sure how to respond to that one.. ;)
JiggaStyles09
07-25-2004, 09:13 PM
get out of your car and crap on the hood of the ricer.
Not sure how to respond to that one.. ;)
i dont think the ricer would know how to respond to that either. other than :shock:
T-Bird
07-25-2004, 09:17 PM
if your daughters in the car have her point and laugh at them, then pull away.
if your daughters in the car have her point and laugh at them, then pull away.
She already does that to Slobra Mustangs. ;)
evoWalo
07-25-2004, 09:33 PM
I dont oblige the ricer. Aint worth the fuel you waste. ;)
HeilSvenska
07-25-2004, 11:28 PM
carry around a whip and when you see a ricer, CRACK THAT WHIP!!!
BADMIHAI
07-26-2004, 12:14 AM
Just laugh at them. If they get cocky about it, just blow their doors off in a race. :mrgreen:
rev your engine slightly while making a face like your kissing and wink at them. that should confuse and scare them.
jus make sure they're not gay otherwise you mite be the one in a bit of trouble! :wink: :wink:
Sm@ck
07-26-2004, 04:59 AM
jus make sure they're not gay otherwise you mite be the one in a bit of trouble! :wink: :wink:
maybe you would like to elaborate on that. So what happened to you? :wink:
I would ignore them, too... How ever maybe I should carry around a bag of rice in my car, and throw some rice at them ricers when I see one.... Especially since we are starting to see more of them on the streets, here in Germany. I blame NFSU.
Vansquish
07-26-2004, 01:04 PM
Why not just toy with them...rev up, and launch with them, but just pace them for a few stoplights...they'll think they've got the edge over you. Then at one of your choice, just drop the hammer and leave them in your tire smoke hehe.
HeilSvenska
07-26-2004, 06:42 PM
I blame NFSU
I beg to differ. Shitty Fast and Furious series begat NFSU so it's FnF + 2F2F fault that shits on wheels are on the road like US Toyota Corolla with body kits and clear lights...
but for a consolation, i saw a JP-spec Silvia today. what a pretty car...or it was a 240sx and owner replaced each panel one by one. the best thing was that it had no aftermarket crap on it!!!
carry around a bowl of rice and eat it in front of ricers!!!
5vz-fe
07-26-2004, 06:52 PM
I will put in my specially burn CD featuring "Rice Rice baby" .....and turn up the volume....
SilviaS15Cwest
07-26-2004, 07:04 PM
"Wait till the light goes green and launch at 4,500rpm doing a rolling burnout across the intersection?"
Thats my favorite.
X-ale
07-26-2004, 08:28 PM
:lol: Hamster power. Good one TB. I voted #6 but I agree with 666fast. The best is obviously your daughter laughing and pointing. Displaying her middle finger as you launch would be hilarious. :D
T-Bird
07-26-2004, 08:52 PM
/\/\ that was me bitch not 666fast I told him to have her point and laugh :wink: J/K it's all good.
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