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ARMAN
07-15-2004, 08:02 AM
Some Jabba's history :mrgreen:
http://www.jabbagirls.com

Jabba
07-15-2004, 08:42 AM
A Lovable slug of a gangster, Jabba the Hutt is the kingpin of crime in the Outer Rim. Starting his humble operations out of Tatooine, Mr Hutt had his eye on a number of lucrative and seedy rackets -- slavery, gunrunning, spice-smuggling, extortion and more.
Jabba's physical appearance (if you can call it that) is a repulsive and slimy. A hefty Hutt, Jabba resembled a blob-like slug, with a legless, body coated in slime, smelly slime really smelly slime. drooling mostly, and two yellow-red eyes. Jabba surrounded himself with the Cream of society politicians, movies stars, lawyers, ensuring his protection with a shield of Bounty hunters. He lives in a big sand-scarred palace.

Jabba's depravity is legendary. He keeps himself entertained by torturing and humiliating his subjects. He keeps scantily-clad slave girls chained to his throne for amusement. Jabba would send his prize possessions to a ghastly end. For example, the beautiful Twi'lek slave Oola was fed to the rancor monster living beneath Jabba's throne room when she failed to please.

To spread his influence and business across the Outer Rim, Jabba employed a number of smugglers to traffic his illicit goods



"Jabba surrounded himself with the Cream of society politicians, movies stars, lawyers, ensuring his protection with a shield of Bounty hunters."

A certain amount of truth in the lawyers part...lets hope they can keep us from being closed down !!!

a007apl
07-15-2004, 09:40 AM
:shock:
:mrgreen:

X-ale
07-15-2004, 09:44 AM
I just knew it... all this time he was hidding something from us. Dirty ol' Jabba you! :P

ARMAN
07-17-2004, 05:57 AM
http://arman.xz.cz/smilees/3-laugh3.gif

cho_888
07-17-2004, 06:17 AM
really are their people trying to get jabbas world closed down!

N.J.
07-18-2004, 02:28 AM
Strewth!

X-ale
07-18-2004, 02:52 AM
/\/\ abla ingles? WTF does that mean?

bmagni
07-18-2004, 05:52 PM
/\/\/\ its Habla...

possessed_beaver
07-19-2004, 12:43 AM
hahaha lol!

X-ale
07-19-2004, 01:16 AM
Sorry my writing in espaglish ain't so good. I liked to keep the Hash to myself and there's none left.

BADMIHAI
07-29-2004, 06:46 PM
Jabba's life story scares me. I wouldn't fuck with him.

Kostia
08-18-2004, 09:58 AM
HAHAHA :D

Ian_yamaue
08-18-2004, 10:43 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Great!

DeMoN
08-18-2004, 01:52 PM
Habla = talk

LOL that site so funny. What a waste of money.

sentra_dude
08-20-2004, 02:03 AM
^^^Yes, just what I was thinking...

HAHA, that's great though. :D