stradale
09-01-2003, 05:01 PM
A pregnant woman visits the gynaecologist to be examined. The doctor tells her that's she's not going to have one baby, but four.
"I wonder what my little son is going to say about that", the woman says.
"Well" says the doctor, "it's best if you prepare him for that. Because otherwise he might be very jealous, when all the babies are born."
The woman promises the doctor she'll do that. So, when she gets home, she asks her little boy what he would think of it if he's not going to get one baby brother or sister, but two.
"That would be nice, we could play together", the little boy answers.
His mother thinks: "Since he's so positive about this I can take it a bit further."
"And how would you feel if your going to get three baby brothers or sisters?"
"That would mean we'd have to get a bigger car, mom. That would be cool."
"Alright", his mother says, "and how would you feel if you're not going to have three little brothers and sisters, but four?! Would that be great too?"
"Mom, if your cunt is really that big, I think I'd rather have a pony."
"I wonder what my little son is going to say about that", the woman says.
"Well" says the doctor, "it's best if you prepare him for that. Because otherwise he might be very jealous, when all the babies are born."
The woman promises the doctor she'll do that. So, when she gets home, she asks her little boy what he would think of it if he's not going to get one baby brother or sister, but two.
"That would be nice, we could play together", the little boy answers.
His mother thinks: "Since he's so positive about this I can take it a bit further."
"And how would you feel if your going to get three baby brothers or sisters?"
"That would mean we'd have to get a bigger car, mom. That would be cool."
"Alright", his mother says, "and how would you feel if you're not going to have three little brothers and sisters, but four?! Would that be great too?"
"Mom, if your cunt is really that big, I think I'd rather have a pony."