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BADMIHAI
07-09-2004, 09:04 PM
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

666fast
07-10-2004, 02:39 AM
Jeff Foxworthy is gonna be pissed that you stole his material.

Craptastic
07-13-2004, 01:27 AM
11. Your family tree has no branches.
12. You go to a family reunion to pick up chicks.

sikx5
07-13-2004, 01:51 AM
LOL no.11 and 12 are funny shit.

Thanks

8oost0ne
07-13-2004, 01:55 AM
Or if you drive this
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9791/Redneck001small.jpg
I know this is a repost but I thought that it would fit.