New Liquor Warning Labels

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New Liquor Warning Labels

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the
FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the hell happened to your
bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that
you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with
members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be
a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack
you tihnk you can tipe real gode.