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Guest
08-30-2003, 06:40 AM
what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

NOTHING, you already told her twice!!

how many downloads can a forum user get??

NONE, till he has over 50 posts.
666fast
08-30-2003, 08:03 AM
how many downloads can a forum user get??

NONE, till he has over 50 posts.

{start sarcasm} badunk tish har har har {end sarcasm}

I don't see what is funny about that. The first one however, is quite funny!
Guest
08-30-2003, 05:21 PM
i think its very funny, have a sense of humor.
kalim1234
08-30-2003, 11:42 PM
that second one was really poor but the 1st was aight
Guest
08-31-2003, 02:37 AM
you have 28 posts, you know what i meant. how could that not be funny?
f0racer
08-31-2003, 05:59 PM
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!