Later Bitches

[666fast]

I'm leaving in a little while to go camping. The fire ban has been lifted and it's the 4th of July weekend, so it's time to drink beer and celebrate our independence by blowing shit up with fireworks. The best part is that I get to do it for 4 days in a row. I rule.

MMM, swimming, campfire, beer, and explosives. It doesn't get much better.

Since I won't be here, Happy 4th of July everyone!

Anyone else got plans to go and have some fun this weekend?

[oscargarza88]

hey what about the chicks u didnt say anything about them... :P
oh and it sounds like fun! since im mexican im not going to b celebrating...

[stradale]

Have fun, mate! Just make sure you don't blow any parts of your body up. You sure wouldn't rule anymore if you did that... :wink:

Later, bitch...

[Nemisis8u]

Happy 4th of July. Hope you have fun.

[666fast]

hey what about the chicks u didnt say anything about them...


LOL, as it sits right now, only one girl will be going. She is one of my buddies girlfriends. Not just that, but shes nuts. Seriously, shes nuts.
Ever see a girl cry so hard she threw up in your car? I have. Shes nuts.

So unless we pick up some chicks in one of the hick towns we pass through, it's gonna be a sausage fest untill Saturday. On Saturday, there will be thousands of people passing by the campsite. Up river there is a state park that rents canoes, and on holiday weekends, there is a shitpile of people.
Which is why we might skip going to the cliffs this weekend. Beer and fireworks can be a bad mix. Beer and cliff jumping, you're just asking for trouble. Since there will be so many people, many will most likely be plowed and many will want to impress others by jumping off of the cliffs.

Besides, we can have just as much fun watching the newbies tip their canoe over! :lol:

Have fun, mate! Just make sure you don't blow any parts of your body up. You sure wouldn't rule anymore if you did that...
Later, bitch...

LOL, as long as it's not my wang, I'm cool. Seriously though, there is no worries, Minnesota and Wisconsin got some wussy fireworks. You couldn't kill a frog with one much less lose a limb or two.

[BADMIHAI]

Have fun, you bitch-ass! :wink:

[X-ale]

it's gonna be a sausage fest

I got that so wrong i almost felt sick

[BADMIHAI]

it's gonna be a sausage fest

I got that so wrong i almost felt sick


That's because you are a sick fucker. :lol:

[TT]

HAHA have fun dude :D

[X-ale]

it's gonna be a sausage fest

I got that so wrong i almost felt sick


That's because you are a sick fucker. :lol:

It's more like I am normal cuz I'm not american nor Canadian :twisted:

[SFDMALEX]

Have fun you bitch fucking looser. Make sure you dont blow your nuts off when you shove that fire cracker up your sorry ass. I know you boys like to play with fire works but watch it...it doesnt vibrate as good as that mechanical dildo you got under your pillow.

Adios amigo!

[BADMIHAI]

it's gonna be a sausage fest

I got that so wrong i almost felt sick


That's because you are a sick fucker. :lol:

It's more like I am normal cuz I'm not american nor Canadian :twisted:

Are you implying all people that are not American or Canadian citizens are sick fuckers? :? :o

[chipanggo]

have fun man! happy 4th of july to you all. :)

[T-Bird]

Damn right! to quote the Simpsons: "celebrate your countries independence by blowing up a small part of it" that's what I plan to do. :wink:

[BADMIHAI]

Damn right! to quote the Simpsons: "celebrate your countries independance by blowing up a small part off it" that's what I plan to do. :wink:

And while you're at it, you might want to work on your spelling. :lol:

[T-Bird]

Damn right! to quote the Simpsons: "celebrate your countries independance by blowing up a small part off it" that's what I plan to do. :wink:

And while you're at it, you might want to work on your spelling. :lol:

Who cares I typed it quickly, I've seen much worse on here before.

[X-ale]

it's gonna be a sausage fest

I got that so wrong i almost felt sick


That's because you are a sick fucker. :lol:

It's more like I am normal cuz I'm not american nor Canadian :twisted:

Are you implying all people that are not American or Canadian citizens are sick fuckers? :? :o

I'm implying that non anglo-north-americans are normal. I may have been almost sick, primarly cuz english is my fourth language, but the only fucker here is the one who implied it all.

[Junk2006]

later

[666fast]

I'm back Bitches!
Whats with all the hostility in this thread? Sheesh! :wink:

We came home a day early, of course it had to be under bad circumstances. One of my friends got hurt. Nothing serious though.
It's a funny story, so read on:
Ever seen a waterballon launcher? Well, for those that haven't, imagine a giant rubber slingshot that requires 3 people to operate. Anyway, whilst swimming, a friend dug up a clam. BTW, clams are all over the river, so finding one is that big of a deal. Anyway, my idiot friends get this awesome idea. Lets see if we can shoot this fucker to the other side of the river. Yes, beer had a little to do with this idea. Anyway, they go for it, so these three guys have got this damn thing stretched as far as it could possibly go. The one pulling it back, lets go and all you hear is this "SNAP" and my friend lets out this wierd ass yelp. Everyone thinks the launcher dealie just snapped back and hit him (which is no big deal, it's happened before and it doesn't hurt) so everyone is looking over the water looking for a flying clam and laughing at the goofy ass noise my friend just made.
Thats when we figure out what had happened. The launcher went forward, came back and shot the damn clam at my friend. It nailed him just above his ankle. Another half inch down it would have been dead on. So here is my friend, laying on the gound, holding his ankle making wierd noises as he's half crying and half laughing. All this while he's covered in bits of an evil psuedopod that had exacted it's revenge on my friends foot. The damn clam hit him so damn hard, it exploded. There were bits of clam and some foul smelling clam innards all over the place.
He can barely walk, he's going to the hospital in the morning, so I'll give you guys an update when I know what has happened. This poor fucker is supposed to move to his new house on Tuesday too!

That pretty much ended the weekend.

We went cliff jumping, but not for long. Someone cut down a ton of trees to block the area you have to climb up to get to the top. We said screw it and climbed over them. Not a good idea. Not just because I stepped on barb wire either. I had just spent the previous 48 hours living outdoors on a peninsula. My legs and arms are covered in Mosquito bites. Anyone who has ever gotten one knows that once you scratch them, they itch like hell. I think I managed to scratch all of them. So, I jumped off of one 40foot cliff and said screw it. I wasn't going back up there.

Beer is good. A liter of Jack Daniels in one day is not, Jack is no longer my friend. Splitting a 1.75 of Captain Morgan with one other guy in one night and being the one that doesn't puke, means I win. It's gonna be a long time before I drink like that again. I hate getting that drunk, it's fun at the moment, but you regret it the day after. No, I don't drink often. I'm the guy at the party that drinks a couple beers, gets a small buzz going and calls it quits.

Damn near got a ticket for teing a rope in a tree to swing into the river from. DNR guy was mad. Then decided to be cool. While we took it down, he sat and had a soda and chatted with us. Cool guy. Ranger Jones is the man.

Had a couple guys from another campsite come visit us. It almost resulted in one dude getting the crap kicked out of him. Last I checked, first impressions don't go to well when the first thing you say to someone is "How do you cause confusion in Harlem?" to a black guy who just happened to have grown up in Harlem. :roll:
This guy was a grade "A" moron. He sang a song using derogatory words for people of Asian and Hispanic descent. A few more friends decided to come up on Friday night. Of those five people, two were black and one was hispanic.
It didn't go over well. This morons two friends just sat there shaking thier heads. They grabbed their racist friend and left as soon as he started to educate us on how a black mans body is physically different from a white mans and thats why black people are better at basketball. Thankfully they left before anyone decided enough was enough and decked the dude.

We put on good fireworks show for all the were camping nearby. A friends dad had passed through South Dakota and got us a ton of shit. The good shit. There was one box that shot 50 huge loads. So KA-FUCKING-BOOM 50 times in a row followed by colored sparks. Awesome.
There were a lot of other fireworks. Mortors, giant bottle rockets, other big boxes that shot shit everywhere. We recieved lots of hootin and a hollerin everytime we stopped to reload.


All in all, good weekend. Some unfortunate stuff, but plenty of fun was had by all. There is nothing to not like about sitting around a fire, drinking a bit of beer and playing a good game of hearts. Then there was the ficking, swimming, little bit of cliff jumping and swinging from a rope and dropping into the river.
Glad to be back though. Now I just got to go through the 2000 posts you bastards made while I was gone.

and holy crap, gis is still offline. Poor bastard must be going nuts!

[SFDMALEX]

LAME!!!! LAME!!!! LAME!!!!

Could you get any lamer?

j/k

Looks like you had one hell of a camping trip...All I did the last few weeks was BBQ at my friends house and watch football...This week we are going to BBQ and play games :roll: And the same next week. And when I stop spending money on my computer Ill go clubing.......looks like a great summer ey?