worst news a man could ever have *article*

[Johns]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&ncid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20030828/od_nm/penis_dc

hope this doesnt happen to anyone here :lol: :lol:

[novass]

oh man thats terrible! whats even worse is the guy has the same last name as me!!!! i dont think im related to him tho, there are a lot of Ralls' here, in someway i probably am, but damn, thats a horrible story!

[666fast]

:shock:
Fuck suing them, that is a valid excuse for murder!

[gis]

OMFG,thats insane,shame for him.gettin money to compensate wont be enough IMO

[Nemisis8u]

Holy Shit :shock:. I think this beats the story where the doctors forgot an almost a foot long retainer in the guys body. It was it on Ripleys :D

[DR.GONZO]

fuck that !!!!That sux I guess after all the money he get's he can get a new schlong!!!

[twboy1999]

how does the guy take a piss, if he dont have a pennis

[d100x]

i felt so bad for the guy that i let my penis know how much i appreciated it...multiple times.

[TT]

Shit... I'm speechless!

[jakaracman]

I hbope he spends par of the money on geting a priosfessional to teach the docs a (final) lesson

[Wide]

Damn.. I`m stuck..

[jon_s]

Few..........mine is still there! lol :shock:

[crochico]

it is pretty shocking, and i've never heard of such a thing in my life.. but i think at nearly 70 years old (he sounds like he was gonng die soon anyways), 5 million dollars would go a much "longer" way than a limp dick

[d100x]

even though he was compensated with a large sum of money, mentally looking down and not seeing your manhood and dying without one can really mess you up. 5 mil could ease the pain a little but not totally

[novass]

i wonder if 5 million would cover the R&D of a bionic penis, that would be something

[SFDMALEX]

Now, for 5mil he can get him self a 12' dick at 70lol. But thats sad news.

[heath]

I'd want blood....

well that's what I thought until I realised the guy was 70....I mean how much action can a bloke get when he's 70?? and 5mil would certainly "compensate" in my books....although I'd still prefer to have mine....

and whats with the "dying without a penis could really screw a man up" thing? HE'S FU#KING DEAD! He won't give 2 shits....

[XyKo]

Damn I felt sorry for him. I would sue them whatever money they got!! They should've told him before they're removing it, instead of just telling him long before that it might spread there. I would sue and get all the Ferraris and a red Ferrari Dick, with a tattoo of the ferrari logo. LOL