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yg60m
06-10-2004, 04:18 AM
* What makes 30 cm (12 inches) and is white?
Answer: Nothing, everyone knows that if that made 30 cm, it's black

* How did the captain Hook die?
Answer: By scraping its balls.

* What is the common point between a woman and a hurricane?
Answer: When that comes, it's hot and wet. When that go away, it's with your house and your car.

* What is the difference between a macho's tie and a tail of cow?
Answer: The tail of cow completely hides the asshole which is behind.

SPEEDKILLAR
06-10-2004, 04:51 AM
^^^^^^Ć¢hahahahahaha thanks, the third one almost made me cry :lol:

1zippo1
06-10-2004, 05:00 AM
Indeed, short but nice :D

Especially the third one :P

saadie
06-10-2004, 06:09 AM
lmao ...... :D

arvster
06-12-2004, 04:26 PM
the first one is pretty funny

astonmartinandy
06-12-2004, 05:30 PM
Hahaha :lol: :lol:

M-pulse
06-13-2004, 12:44 AM
:lol: good jokes