SlickDizzy
06-09-2004, 08:43 PM
Let's try and make this THE DEFINITIVE resource for car acronyms. Tell me if I miss any or if you think of any!
Acura:
Awfully Crappy Un Reliable Auto
Auto Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Auto's
Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
A Car Under Recall Action
Americans Can Understand Routine Accidents
Another Cheesy, Useless, Ratty Automobile
Another Car Using Rice Additives
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Alfa:
Always Looking For Another
AMC:
Ain't My Car
All Mechanics Companion
Always Made Crappy
Always Money Consuming
Another Miserable Concept
After My Cash
All Most a Car
A Moron's Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Almost Makes Corners.
Audi:
Always Unsafe Design Implementations
Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Big Man Wannabe
Break My Window
Bondo Mud Wagon
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Broke My Wallet
Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
Be My Wife
Beats Me Why
Been Months Waiting
Best Man Wins
Best Motorsport Weapon
Better Make Way
Borrowed Money Well-spent
Both Mufflers work
Brake-dusted Mag Wheels
Brings Me Women
BM Wagon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Broken Money Waster.
Broken Monstrous Wonder.
Bumbling Mechanical Wrench.
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches
Buick:
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Cadillac:
Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins
Camaro:
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet:
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Chevy:
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep
Chrysler:
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likable Engineering Research.
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Daewoo:
Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One?
Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object
Dodge:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Don't Open Door, Garbage Enclosed
Dem Ol' Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
Dead On Delivery Guarantee Expired.
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error.
Eagle:
Early Auto Gagling Loose Everywhere
Fiat:
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportaion
Fix It Again, Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology.
Ford:
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found One Running, Drive!
Found On Road, Dead
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Out Race Day
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Others Racing Dale
Flat Out Runnning Dude
Fails On Rainy Days.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Forward Or Reverse Denied
Found On Redneck's Driveway
For Old Retired Dudes
Ferrari:
Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
GM:
General Malfunction
General Maintenance
Generous Motors
Gotta Mechanic???
Generic Motors
Great Mistake
GMC:
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Good Mountain Climber
General Mess of Crud
Generally Mediocre Cars
Generic Made Chevy
Grease Monkey's Challenge
Got My Cash
Honda:
Have One, Never Drive Another
Had One, Never Did Again
How Orientals Negate Driving Ability
High On Narcotics During Assembly
Hold On Not Done Accelerating
Hyundai:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
IROC (International Race Of Champions):
Italian Retard Out Cruising
I Race Other Cars.
I Run Over Children.
It's Really Only a Camaro.
I'm Really Out of Cash.
Jeep:
Just Eats Every Part.
Kia:
Killed In Accident
Kicked in accents
Kick It Again
Keep It Away
Lamborghini:
Loud Ambitious Machine Baking Other Rotten Gagging Hyenas In Nano Instances .....
Latest Automible Making Bomb On Rough Grounds Having Initializing in the Nation of Italy
Lotus:
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Mazda:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
Mercedes:
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface.
Mopar:
My Old Plymouth Always Runs
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
My Old Pig Ain't Running
Might Outrun Pintos And Riceburners
Most Often Passed At Races
Massively Over Powered And Respected
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Nissan:
Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan.
Oldsmobile:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Pagani:
Paid Alot of Grans And Nuked It ....
Piloting A Gracefull Automible, Never got Insulted
Pinto:
Please Insert Nickel To Operate
Plymouth:
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.
Pontiac:
Poor Old Nitwhit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac
Porsche:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.
Saab:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Still Ain't A BMW
Slick As A Brick.
Slow As A Buick
Saleen:
Saleen Automotive Launching Extreme Excellence Nationwide
Saturn:
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Toyota:
To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
Take Out Your Old Trans AM
Take Off Your Oversized Tires Andy
Ultima:
Usually Large Tight Intoxinating Mechanics Auto
Volvo:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Volkswagen:
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
VW:
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird
Westfield:
Weird Enough (Shit) To Fill In Easy Lubticated Dick
Yamaha:
Your And My Anxiety Hooting Again
Zonda:
Zooked Onto Non Dispensible Auto
Zender:
Zooming Engine Needed, Dangerously Endangered Robot
Acura:
Awfully Crappy Un Reliable Auto
Auto Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Auto's
Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
A Car Under Recall Action
Americans Can Understand Routine Accidents
Another Cheesy, Useless, Ratty Automobile
Another Car Using Rice Additives
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Alfa:
Always Looking For Another
AMC:
Ain't My Car
All Mechanics Companion
Always Made Crappy
Always Money Consuming
Another Miserable Concept
After My Cash
All Most a Car
A Moron's Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Almost Makes Corners.
Audi:
Always Unsafe Design Implementations
Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Big Man Wannabe
Break My Window
Bondo Mud Wagon
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Broke My Wallet
Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
Be My Wife
Beats Me Why
Been Months Waiting
Best Man Wins
Best Motorsport Weapon
Better Make Way
Borrowed Money Well-spent
Both Mufflers work
Brake-dusted Mag Wheels
Brings Me Women
BM Wagon
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Broken Money Waster.
Broken Monstrous Wonder.
Bumbling Mechanical Wrench.
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches
Buick:
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Cadillac:
Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins
Camaro:
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet:
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Chevy:
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep
Chrysler:
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likable Engineering Research.
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Daewoo:
Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One?
Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object
Dodge:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Don't Open Door, Garbage Enclosed
Dem Ol' Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
Dead On Delivery Guarantee Expired.
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error.
Eagle:
Early Auto Gagling Loose Everywhere
Fiat:
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportaion
Fix It Again, Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology.
Ford:
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found One Running, Drive!
Found On Road, Dead
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Out Race Day
Flip Over, Read Directions
For Others Racing Dale
Flat Out Runnning Dude
Fails On Rainy Days.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Forward Or Reverse Denied
Found On Redneck's Driveway
For Old Retired Dudes
Ferrari:
Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
GM:
General Malfunction
General Maintenance
Generous Motors
Gotta Mechanic???
Generic Motors
Great Mistake
GMC:
Gotta Mechanic Coming
Garage Man's Companion
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Good Mountain Climber
General Mess of Crud
Generally Mediocre Cars
Generic Made Chevy
Grease Monkey's Challenge
Got My Cash
Honda:
Have One, Never Drive Another
Had One, Never Did Again
How Orientals Negate Driving Ability
High On Narcotics During Assembly
Hold On Not Done Accelerating
Hyundai:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
IROC (International Race Of Champions):
Italian Retard Out Cruising
I Race Other Cars.
I Run Over Children.
It's Really Only a Camaro.
I'm Really Out of Cash.
Jeep:
Just Eats Every Part.
Kia:
Killed In Accident
Kicked in accents
Kick It Again
Keep It Away
Lamborghini:
Loud Ambitious Machine Baking Other Rotten Gagging Hyenas In Nano Instances .....
Latest Automible Making Bomb On Rough Grounds Having Initializing in the Nation of Italy
Lotus:
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Mazda:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
Mercedes:
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface.
Mopar:
My Old Plymouth Always Runs
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
My Old Pig Ain't Running
Might Outrun Pintos And Riceburners
Most Often Passed At Races
Massively Over Powered And Respected
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Nissan:
Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan.
Oldsmobile:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
Pagani:
Paid Alot of Grans And Nuked It ....
Piloting A Gracefull Automible, Never got Insulted
Pinto:
Please Insert Nickel To Operate
Plymouth:
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.
Pontiac:
Poor Old Nitwhit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac
Porsche:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.
Saab:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Still Ain't A BMW
Slick As A Brick.
Slow As A Buick
Saleen:
Saleen Automotive Launching Extreme Excellence Nationwide
Saturn:
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Toyota:
To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
Take Out Your Old Trans AM
Take Off Your Oversized Tires Andy
Ultima:
Usually Large Tight Intoxinating Mechanics Auto
Volvo:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Volkswagen:
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
VW:
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird
Westfield:
Weird Enough (Shit) To Fill In Easy Lubticated Dick
Yamaha:
Your And My Anxiety Hooting Again
Zonda:
Zooked Onto Non Dispensible Auto
Zender:
Zooming Engine Needed, Dangerously Endangered Robot