ok admit it. who's afraid of bugs?

[geekdiggy]

i am. in fact i'm afraid of everything, a bit paranoid really. i like to consider myself a strong young fellow but i shit you not, when in the presence of bugs, i am the biggest fattest pussy in the world. like if i see a cockroach, i'll try to play it calm but the closer it gets to me the more i start to freak out inside and sometimes i'm known to even jump up and yelp in terror :oops:

c'mon who here can humble themselves enough to admit they're scared shitless of the creepy crawlies? who's with me

[TT]

Oh well, even a 2 mm small spider near me is able to make me sweat, jump and run in search of a big and heavy weapon :D

[Evo]

Bugs don't bother me a lot.. If I see a cockroach i would get some tissue and catch it.. I do hate lizards and I am scared of them.. Onces I had a lizard fall on me and got on my neck it went up to my ears that's when I screamed like a girl and gave it a slap and it felt.. So now when I walk in a place where their is some lizard stuck on the seeling or wall I take my notice of them and be aware if any decide to fall down..

[he7lius]

Not really scared of anything,
I remember going on holiday( i was about 12) to the country side and a rat got inside the house.
So what did we do?? Run?? No, we chased it and killed it with a shoe.

The only thing that really scared the shit out of me is snakes and some other reptiles. Getting the creeps already :D

[gis]

Oh well, even a 2 mm small spider near me is able to make me sweat, jump and run in search of a big and heavy weapon :D

same as me,spiders scare the shit out of me,i saw one a couple days back when i was out,parked up in the car and one started to hang from the window,i ran out of the car till sum1 took it off.........it was only like half the size of a finger nail,lol

if they are bigger then im even worse,i dont search for a weapon i just run far away till sum1 removes it or if i sum how come across a tank then i shall return on my own :D

[stracing]

does britain have any spiders that are really dangerous?

we have the funnel-web and redback, when you mention them to the brits, they go all girly hahaha

[Anonymous]

Sorry not bugs, mind you i might be if we had anything dangerous over here, also i've never been stung by a bee or wasp so i'm not scared of them- i might be if i knew it hurt :lol: BTW i am scared of purple hippos just so i don't seem a complete hard nut :P :wink:

[BADMIHAI]

I'm not scared of reptiles (except crocodiles), or spiders (which are not insects BTW). Bees don't bother me too much. What I really dislike is cockroaches. If I see them I kill thm.

[The Transporter]

I hate spiders 0X 0X !!!!

YEAH ! This is my 100th post !!!! I Can't believe it !!!

[Evo]

BTW i am scared of purple hippos just so i don't seem a complete hard nut :P :wink:

:?: :?: Purple Hippos :?: :?: I just saw one on top of this post http://www.jabbasworld.net/images/avatars/14802826244038334d95221.gif :wink: Run AL123 run for your life. :lol:

[Anonymous]

BTW i am scared of purple hippos just so i don't seem a complete hard nut :P :wink:

:?: :?: Purple Hippos :?: :?: I just saw one on top of this post http://www.jabbasworld.net/images/avatars/14802826244038334d95221.gif :wink: Run AL123 run for your life. :lol:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I thought they were just in my nightmares

**RUNS AWAY** .................................................. ........................


*****RUNS FASTER*******

[Overmind]

And how would you guys like this thing:

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/bigbug.jpg

[The Transporter]

And how would you guys like this thing:

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/bigbug.jpg


Fake

[gis]

ive been told that that is fake and off sum1 else that its true.if it is,if one of them was on my wall,id do more than shit myself :mrgreen:

[ARMAN]

:shock: thats big.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. oh my pants!! 8)
I hate big spiders and thanks god there are no dangerous here. Everything else that has poison or big teeths scares me.

[5.7 V10]

I hate big spiders...

[RAMAN]

Funny how much we fear insects when they are 10000000x smaller than humans yet WE are the ones who screams and run away from it. All it takes is a step and BAM!, wipe off the nasty shit and problem's solved.

Oh did I mention that I don't like and am scared of insects? Ants, spiders, cockroaches, flies, mosquitos, BUTTERFLIES, dragonflies, maggots, earthworms, worms, rats....:oops:

[Minacious]

Those spiders in that pics are real (they are Camel Spiders), and if you can't tell there are two of them. The pic also gives the illusion of them being a bit larger than they are. They are big, but not as big as the pic would suggest.

You boys that are scared of bugs, arachnids and snakes are pansies. :D :D :D

[PATo355]

I have terrible scare to spiders , i just cant see em

[Schwalbe]

Me also, I admit it I have sometimes fears of spiders, but the worse animal than I hate are fuckin snakes.

[Sm@ck]

me too spiders, might have something to do with the movie "IT", I think I should not have seen that movie at the age of 10

[nthfinity]

spiders never really bothered me, although its creepy seeing several thousand hatch from an egg...

the only real bugs i loath(scared of lol) are hornets/wasps etc.

i dont think i inhereted my fathers ability to not care about them, and swat them from the sky bare hands n all :roll:

[suqish76]

does britain have any spiders that are really dangerous?

we have the funnel-web and redback, when you mention them to the brits, they go all girly hahaha
yeah not too mention the wolf and white tailed spiders as well (we have got them everywhere where i live)
spiders dont worry me that much unless they are touching me.
i remember when i was about 11-12 i was camping in the backyard with my cousins, and just as i was going to sleep i felt something crawl over my face. what ever it was, it was friggen big, at least 10cm wide.
as you can guess i slept in side that night :)

[SPEEDKILLAR]

No, bugs don't bother me, I love all kind of animals and bugs, I look at them as perfect machines, and not as a "evil" or scary thing, I think a lot of you guys when you were very young were taught that all bugs are bad and filthy, and that's why you have developed a fear of insects.

[666fast]

Bugs don't bother me at all. Afterall, I've got a box of crickets in my house all the time. The lizard has to eat too!
The onyl creepy crawly things I don't like are big, hairy spiders. Little ones I'm fine with, but big hairy ones gross me out.

[Overmind]

ive been told that that is fake and off sum1 else that its true.if it is,if one of them was on my wall,id do more than shit myself :mrgreen:

As I've been told by my roommate, who is a biologist it is not a fake :). It's smth from the order Solifugae (if you're still curious just ask uncle Google :) ).

[SPEEDKILLAR]

ive been told that that is fake and off sum1 else that its true.if it is,if one of them was on my wall,id do more than shit myself :mrgreen:

As I've been told by my roommate, who is a biologist it is not a fake :). It's smth from the order Solifugae (if you're still curious just ask uncle Google :) ).

I think you mean solifugid.

[The Transporter]

And how would you guys like this thing:

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/bigbug.jpg

F**** !!! IT DONT SEEMS TO BE A FAKE !!!!!!!! but it's still an hoax :p

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/camelspider.htm

http://www.hoaxbuster.com/hoaxliste/hoax.php?idArticle=20421

Can't find it in english sorry :(

[corvette97]

i cant imagine the bite of one of those things!!!!

actually I get paranoic when i see a spider, i'm ok with tarantulas and shit and small tiny spiders, but medium-large size, with big fat asses i get paranoic :shock:

[Chingachgook]

I'm scared by big bugs and spiders.
When I had to study Zoology at the University we came out to take some bugs, spiders and stuff like that in order to study it in the microscope. Well I was afraid...those green, black spiders...scorpions, bugs...and under the microscope they were BIG! TERRIBLE!! I wonder how the entomologist do...

[gis]

dam will people stop quoting that picture so it doesnt show up,i get all tingly seein that liek one is near me,lol they remind me of those dam face hugger things in the movie aliens lol

now if i saw one of them camel spiders actually here man i would run non stop for miles and be screaming like a little girl all the way :mrgreen:

[SFDMALEX]

The only things Im scared of are wasps and snakes.

I wacked a couple of snakes while camping before. Just grabbed a log droped it on the snake and bam! dead snake! The other time I ran over one while mountain biking on purpose.

Spiders dont bother me at all. If something I just step on them. Or take a stick some tweezers(if there are some around) and start pulling their legs off.

[corvette97]

BTW i just wanted to say that the way the pic was taken makes the spiders look way way bigger,

[DTM8]

I have a fear of house centipedes, ever since one fell right on my head and bit me on the back.

Apparently, those things aren't bugs, because they have a exoskeleton.

[geekdiggy]

dam will people stop quoting that picture so it doesnt show up,i get all tingly seein that liek one is near me,lol they remind me of those dam face hugger things in the movie aliens

fuck i know right, my hair stands up whenever i see that picture. i can't believe anybody was brave enough to grab them.

mind you all, i dont' think anyone's afraid of the critters' aftermath per se, i think we all just dread the thought of having something with more than two legs crawling on our skin. i'll fight to the death with anybody who tries to hurt me, but have a cockroach crawl up my leg i well jump and scream like a bitch :|

[corvette97]

SWEET DREAMS!!!!

PRESENT FOR EVERYONE!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/brown-recluse.jpg

http://www.premisekeepersonline.com/brown_recluse_spider_free_UF.jpg

http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/hfrr/HortImage/Brown%20Recluse%20Spider.jpg

http://www.uwsp.edu/education/celtProject/teachers/Images/cockroach.jpg

[geekdiggy]

you son of a bitch

[666fast]

I don't have a camera to take a pic, but I've got a box just like this by my lizards cage.

http://chamownersweb.tripod.com/Crickets/crkpics/colony_with_crix.jpg

[novass]

Most bugs dont really scare me but there are a few that do. Things like tarantulas and other large, hairy, multi-legged bugs creep me out. I dont mind looking at them if they are in a cage, in a pic or if they are a few feet a way from me, but if they come near me, ill either try to kill it or move. Ordinary spiders, roachs and such dont really bother me but I still dont like them. The bugs that really freak me out are the ones that do weird shit to you like bot flys or any other bug that makes its home or lays its eggs in your body. I have no problem with snakes, in fact I quite like them.

To be honest, I would much rather stare down any of those bugs on the previous page than say something like a bull or rhino. I dont have a problem with most bugs, but like I said, there are some freaky ones out there.

[Evo]

I can't wait till Gis sees corvette97 bugs.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
He will be jumping all over the place..

[DR.GONZO]

hehe, spider scary people, just tooooo funny ;)

may i remind you guys, that every nights you swallow +20 little spiders and other little insects :P

It's true in your sleep, But I remember it being a way smaller number, anyway I hate Spiders, And Insects, Bugs, But I like Animals, snakes, lizards, and of that, It's funny some people are scared of snakes (reptiles) and some are scared of something so small (insects), lol And I hate bee's and shit like that too I guess that's an Insect I dunno I know More about reptiles! :D

[Overmind]

As I've been told by my roommate, who is a biologist it is not a fake :). It's smth from the order Solifugae (if you're still curious just ask uncle Google :) ).

I think you mean solifugid.

Sorry, I mean what I say :). Solifugae is an official name for this group of "bugz" :).

BTW i just wanted to say that the way the pic was taken makes the spiders look way way bigger,

yeah it was taken with some skill :D. To see the real size, you need to understand that there's two spiders hanging there. Also pay attention to the size of that soldiers hand in the right upper conner of the pic :).

[gis]

SWEET DREAMS!!!!

PRESENT FOR EVERYONE!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/brown-recluse.jpg

http://www.premisekeepersonline.com/brown_recluse_spider_free_UF.jpg

http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/hfrr/HortImage/Brown%20Recluse%20Spider.jpg

http://www.uwsp.edu/education/celtProject/teachers/Images/cockroach.jpg

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it was hard enough gettin to sleep last night after seein those camel spiders then just to top it off 666fast sent me a couple nice pics of spiders b4 i went to bed.

so as Evo said earlier yes i was jumping all over the place.i hate spiders EEEWWWWWW EW EW EWWWW

[djstylze]

Ants bite you then die.. enough said about those bastards.

[SilviaEvo]

big spiders scare the shit out of me also do cockroaches i will scream if i see a cockroach and i might run away and hope it runs out the door or sumthing

[SilviaEvo]

HOLY SHIT GIS THOSE FUCKERS ARE HUGE! IM GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME TO SLEEP NOW :fist:

[gis]

i didnt post them i quoted corvette97 if u actually look at it

[geekdiggy]

kind of a funny story tonight:

my adventures with a giant flying roach

ok in case none of you knew, in hawaii we have some pretty huge fucking house roaches, and they're not your average fuckers either, these bastards FLY, and they're FAST and THEY'LL FUCKING LAND ON YOU. so earlier tonight we see one fly across the tv and i'm thinking wtf? so it crawls around for a bit then it's airborne and then what should happen? IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR ME! so i start swatting the air like a madman and THE SON OF A BITCH LANDS ON MY LEG AND STARTS CRAWLING DOWN IT :shock: :shock: :shock: i tried not to scream like a bitch but i was like 'NOO GET OFF ME GET OFF ME' and i swatted it away and it flew at my sister (haha that was quite an interesting site). so off and on all night we take turns trying to swat him but he's a really sneaky fucker and he'd hide, then when we let our guard down he'd launch another aerial assault again and scare us. i didn't wanna kill it because (believe it or not) i'm one of those people who believe in teh whole karma thing and i don't wanna hurt another one of God's creatures and yada yada yada so i get a paper towel and a cup to try and catch it and throw it outside but when i tried that he zinged past my ear and i said "nah fuck the karma shit gimme the fly swatter". anyway as luck would have it his dumb ass flew to the front door and i calmly walked over, opened the front door slightly, reached back with the flyswatter and SWOOSH flinged that fucker outside and closed the door. it gave me such heebeejeebeez :shock: and that was the end of the adventure

most ironic part about the whole incident: we just fumigated our house last weekend