leinad111
08-18-2003, 10:25 PM
Subject: Spiders
>
>
> A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
as he
> reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she
just
>
> stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
noticed she
was
> looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> "They're mating," her father replied.
> "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
> "So, the other one is a Mommy longlegs?" the little girl
asked.
> "No," her father replied. "They're both Daddy Longlegs."
> The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stomped
them
> flat.
> "Well, we're not having any of that crap in our garden ."
>
>
> A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
as he
> reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she
just
>
> stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
noticed she
was
> looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> "They're mating," her father replied.
> "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
> "So, the other one is a Mommy longlegs?" the little girl
asked.
> "No," her father replied. "They're both Daddy Longlegs."
> The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stomped
them
> flat.
> "Well, we're not having any of that crap in our garden ."