leinad111
08-18-2003, 10:24 PM
Subject: Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say:
Red............cherry,"
Yellow.........lemon,"
Green..........lime,"
Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh
My God!!!! They're assholes!"
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say:
Red............cherry,"
Yellow.........lemon,"
Green..........lime,"
Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the
taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh
My God!!!! They're assholes!"